Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”
Rules for hunting lawyers
|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking...
Blonde Buckaroo
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons...
The Doctor was puzzled
|The Doctor was puzzled “I’m very sorry but I can’t diagnose your trouble, Mahoney....
Computer Crashed
My computer crashed and died today And I thought, “oh well what the hey”...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...