Mother’s Milk
A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
Can I play the piano once these are off?
|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The...
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side…
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
Quotes of companies
|Here are some of the submissions of actual comments, notices, and statements coming out...
Laws of …
* Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time...