Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
Settling a cow case
|A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
What did I do?
“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?”she said...
He is a very smart dog
|I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was...
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job…
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.The officer wants to...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.