Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
Fancy Plate
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home...
Priests undies
Why did the Priest wear underwear in the shower?He didn’t want to look down...
16 years later
One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor...
Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
The Rooster
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
The Feline Diet
|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those...