Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?The older they get the easier...
How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...
A hundred dollars
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...
Painting Contractor
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room...
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
|A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, “Your fee is several times more...
A work of art
A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art...