Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
Ebonics As a Second Language
A FRIEND OF MINE HAS AN 18 YEAR OLD SON NAMED LEROY. HE ATTENDS...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....
His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still...
Father Murphy met Casey
|Father Murphy met Casey in the street and Casey admired his new umbrella. Father...
Say After Sex
Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: “Thanks, Guys!”A2: “Are you boys all in...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it...