Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
I knew it was true…I knew it!
Well, if there’s any truth to this study at all, then I should live...
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and an atheist?Someone who...
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
Cough Cure
Outside a pharmacy in a busy street, a poor man is clutching onto a...
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal…
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up...
Blonde Joke plus…
Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.When a bus pulls up and opens...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...