Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?He broke his ankle when...
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
Insect’s favorite game
|What is the insect’s favorite game?Cricket!
FBI Agent for Hire
3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview.The first man walked...
A little boy walks up to his father and says…
A little boy walks up to his father and says, “Dad, what does a...
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks…
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stopsinto a...