Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
Christmas party
A few years ago, we invited some friends over for a Christmas party. Many...
The Jew, American, and Pollack.
Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand...
Sounds of the Wild
|A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter....
Taking the final exam
|Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they...
Ask your question
|One day at a trial, an eminent psychologist was called to testify. A severe,...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...
The bad and the worse news
|A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor...