Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
Men Are Like Commercials
Why are men like commercials?You can’t believe a word they say.
If AOL Were A City…
You’d live in a place where no two people had the same name. You’d...
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
A Hookers Life
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend.”I put on stocking on one...
Playing With Vibrator
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in...
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the...
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.