One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party…
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry...
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
The idiot drunk!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the...
I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
THEY SAY THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU
|Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless....
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Playing House
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...