In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
The accident report
|Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block...
Rejection Letter Reject
Rejection Letter RejectEver wonder what to do when those rejection letters start pilingup? Well...
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part III
We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used...
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
3 kids
Bob and sue have been married for 12 yrs. And never have sex with...