PUPPY LOVE
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The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with…
The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting withher young charges and she...
Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Lease nuclear weapons
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Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
Blind Man
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. “Who is...