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1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch…
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of...
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What came first, the chicken or the egg? – I’d have to say it...
MD Qs and As
What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? “Why does it work?”What...
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
58 Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists) 1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash,...
The Feline Diet
|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those...