Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge
“I got your community service right here pal!” “Boy your chamber sure does look...
A little girl was walking along a beach in California…
A little girl was walking along a beach in California whenshe came across a...
Jumping blonde
A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building....
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car…
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror...