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A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table…
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat...
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So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
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An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII Good: You came home for a quickie...
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Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
There were three men who were lost in the forest…
There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were thencaptured by...
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