Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said…
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, “I want you to help me...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
There was just a dog fight
|A man walks into a bar one day and asks, “Does anyone here own...
A girl called the police department and reported that…
A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The...
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Miscellaneous yo mama jokes
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo...
Fighting Over 25c
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...