Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina…
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over...
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
An angel wrote…
An angel wrote:Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only...
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
Rough Boys
A little girl asked her mother, “Can I go outside and play with the...
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!