La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Nuns at the Gate
So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the...
State of Kentucky 12th Grade Reading Test
State of Kentucky 12th Grade Reading Test TEST #1 TEST #2 TEST #3 TEST...
Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...
Build an Ark
Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, “In six months, I’m going to...
Marooned
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several...
For some light refreshment!
|Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!