Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
It was their first date…
It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
How can you tell a blonde has been working on the…
Q: How can you tell a blonde has been working on the computer?A: There...
Blonde Buckaroo
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons...
Monthly Horoscopes – JG Style!
ARIESYou are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered,...
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office…
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office.”Do you want the bad news first...
Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...