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A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...
Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
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How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
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New rules for dieting!
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A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group…
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Who drove that bus
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Attorney Hunting Rules
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