Want to go into space?
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How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
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yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
God Meets Bureaucracy
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Tombstone epitaph II
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If Timex made toasters…
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I want to appeal a case
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Just plain dumb
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed...
Hoppalong Cassidy!
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