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A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re in the same hotel, in...
A crowd had gathered around a whore and…
A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus...
Her father was very angry when he heard that his…
Her father was very angry when he heard that his twenty yearold daughter had...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
Blonde Sky Divers
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No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
The power of the press
Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by...
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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...