Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
A little change
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said:”Since we are the best...
Catfish vs. Lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty...
More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...
End of the World Reports
When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE’RE...
A jealous husband hires a private detective…
A jealous husband hires a private detective to check up on his wife. The...
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
The New Samurai
Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor.This emperor...
Spicy Panties
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping...