BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
His Last Wishes
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what...
Farm jokes 09
|Why did the dirty chicken cross the road?For some fowl purpose!How do sheep keep...
The nun get’s her fortune
This nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
Stupid Insults 13/31
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to...