A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
Filing System
Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter...
The Frustrated Bee
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn’t find a...
The “Polish Virus”.
You have just received the “POLISH VIRUS!”As we don’t have any programming experience,this Virus...
Newt coming out
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming...
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...
Tyson Excuses!
The top 10 reasons for Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield’s ear:10. Got a little...
Why did the woman cross the road?
Why did the women cross the road?Well thats not the point what is she...