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A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...
In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
Invisible Man
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him...
He is a very smart dog
|I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was...
How all careers end
|How careers end… Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far Eastern...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...
Another Dumb Viagra Joke
What happens when you give Viagra to a Lawyer? He gets taller!