Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
Ghost
One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:”How many here believe in...
The new merger name game!
Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company merge to...
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the...
No Arguments
Six months into a marriage, a man was asked by his best friend how...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Giddy-up
A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts...
You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...