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Casey married a rich widow
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Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
Tombstone Epitaph IV
Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon meFor not...
Better than Sex
A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States...
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!