Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...
Conflict of Interest
Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!
Bird jokes 03
|Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever...
The Pope took a philosophy professor…
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a...
Great Job
A guy came home to his wife and said to her: “Guess what? I’ve...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Rectum Wins
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see...
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
An effective contraceptive
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could...