spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
Blonde in Exam
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of “yes/no” type questions.She...
Rita Rudner’s Facts About Men
A man in the house is worth two in the street. – Mae WestGive...
The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
Itch – ouch -itch – ouch.
What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty storybuilding, with a...
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A:...
Italian Organ Grinder
A bloke who was well known for his anti Italian sentiments, was walking down...