I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
Airline
A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It’s a coach Ticket). When she...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the...
11 Signs of PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to...
Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...