Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
Suzy’s Legs
There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
Playing With Vibrator
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in...
Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
The Kilted Scotsman
THE KILTED SCOTSMANA kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off...
Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...
After Man, God Said…
What did God say after he created man?”I can do better than this” and...