Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Amazing talking cow
|A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got...
Whats the world weakest animal?
|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t:1. Bleed for a week and not...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher…
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their...
A man was walking down the street when he noticed…
A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on...