Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...
Redneck’s Ode To A Valentine
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So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...
No. to Change Lightbulb
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?A1: “What’s a lightbulb?”A2:...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
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Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a...
I did all of that?
|After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse...
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon…
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, “I wish I...