A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Why Jim Smith Lost His First Love
Why Jim Smith Lost His First LoveJim Smith wished to buy a present for...
Many moons
There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so...
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...
The animal’s warning
|A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled...
With a mouse warming party
|How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party
No Jobs.
Q: Why do so many black people move to Detroit?A: Because they heard there...
Raid
You might be a redneck if… You keep a can of Raid on the...