Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
A priest and a lawyer are walking down…
A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street and seea small boy...
The “Perfect” Day!
The Perfect Day According To…HER8:45 – Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 – 5...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Find out about the cat
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Prison Versus Housewives
|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three...
Watch those buttons
One day John decides to invite Mark on a trip on his private jet....
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.