What is a grasshopper?
|What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...
3 Docs at heavans gate!
Three doctors arrived in heaven. St. Peter asked the first one why he should...
if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
A walking economy
|This guy is walking with his friend, who happens to be a psychologist. He...
King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away
Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four...