Why the Lesbian tennis star could not compete in the Dutch Open?
Q. Why couldn’t the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?A. She got...
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
Why are blonde jokes so short?
Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them!
This lady who was living in New York City had to get back…
This lady who was living in New York City had to get back toher...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...
The woman’s secret
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...