Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Humor relating to Iraq
The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics:...
Cool Bumper Stickers!
Cool Bumper Stickers-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. -Horn broken,...
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
A bullfrog!
|What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?A bullfrog!
Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Blonde and 747 Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?A: Not everyone has...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...