Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
What do the Chinese call a 69?
Q: What do the Chinese call a 69????A: Two can chew!!
A businessman boards a flight…
66.A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...
Did you ever wonder?
Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they...
New way to herd cattle
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
In the beginning, God created earth and rested…
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God...