Lease nuclear weapons
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Leaving
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What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
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Gotta love the unions!
Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied...
Great Dane
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The Proposition
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