Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field…
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them...
Want a day off work?
|So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
Samples Needed
My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a...
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
You might be a redneck if… christman
You’ve ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.
Priests undies
Why did the Priest wear underwear in the shower?He didn’t want to look down...