Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Wife helps out the cop
|A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How Many Men Does It Take…
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Sugar In Urine
Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar...
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters…
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped...
Harry Redknapp
|Apparently, Harry Redknapp offered to send the West Ham squad on an expenses paid...
Underwear is Important!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle… From the...
Men’s rules for Women!
by Every guy in America:1. It is only common courtesy that you should leave...
Signs that you are an Internet Junkie.
ADDICTED INTERNET JUNKIE!!!!1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been...