A man walks into a pub…
The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at...
It is written in the Bible!
There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hoteland...
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After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly...
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There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
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There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
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Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
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Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...