A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
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Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
Legion Camel #3
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
Clinton strikes out.
Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good...
4 Blonde quickies…
How do you know a blonde’s been at your computer? The joystick’s wet.How else...
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter…
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord’s Prayer. For several...
Tax On Sale
A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can...