OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...
Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in...
Great roof
A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Women’s/Men’s English
Women’s English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI’m sorry = You’ll be...
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
What is the difference?
Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...