What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
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Pessimist and a dog
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The government cuts costs
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Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
Three Hymns
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money...
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Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
Difference With Computer
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer?A: You only have to...
Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As...
Howard had felt guilty all day long…
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to...
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...