Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...
Realistically and Hypothetically….
A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find...
Out of Paper!
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Don’t take any chances
|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law’s death. It also enquires...
Guess what?
Guess what? You’re pregnant!
Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...
Mr.Richman has 3daughters…
Mr.Richman has 3daughters. Their names are nobody, somebody and crazy.One day nobody and somebody...
Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...