Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
More Monica Jokes!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us? A: In...
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship…
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
25 facts of life
25 facts of life1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the...
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday…
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She’s...
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...