Dat Ain’t Bubba
Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so...
Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...
Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls…
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune...